norah and i were trying to think of the ways in which we suck. i could come up with 125 ways in which i suck horribly (non-sexual, mind you) and totally kicked her ass. so while i suck more than she does, she sucks at sucking. heh.
i officially suck at the following:
1) 3-point shots
2) not biting my lip when i’m nervous
3) any type of vision w/o aids of some sort
4) asking for a raise or anything like that at work
5) being a computer science major
6) being a daughter
7) being a friend
8) being a girlfriend
9) being a sister
10) being an office bitch/claims assistant
11) being appropriate
12) being in public
13) being inoffensive
14) being non-boy repellent
15) being not clumsy
16) being not na�ve
17) being not nervous
18) being not shy
19) being not-stubborn
20) being on time
21) being sexy
22) being spontaneous
23) being tolerant of country music
24) calculus ii
25) catholicism
26) communication
27) creative writing
28) crocheting
29) customer service
30) dancing
31) deleting emails i shouldn’t keep
32) designing my dresser
33) developing actual normal camera film (or remembering to drop it off at cvs)
34) disciplining myself
35) doing my taxes
36) drawing
37) driving standard
38) eating eggs
39) ever actually knowing if a boything likes me or not (though that’s not actually something that would ever happen)
40) expressing myself
41) fashion sense
42) finding my way around davis square
43) fitting into my coca’s bridesmaid dress
44) folding laundry
45) giving advice about anything
46) going to bed at an hour a normal person might choose
47) going to college
48) hair/makeup
49) having a decent relationship with my roommate
50) having boobs of any discernable size
51) homework
52) ice skating
53) initiating confrontations
54) intelligent conversation
55) ironing my officemonkey clothes (in that i don’t)
56) karate
57) keeping a journal (handwritten)
58) keeping a schedule of any sort
59) laundry
60) leaving voice mail/answering machine messages
61) liking onions, cheese or milk
62) losing weight
63) making friends
64) meeting new people & not scaring them away
65) non-platonic relationships with the opposite sex
66) not being a packrat
67) not being boring or dorky
68) not being neurotic
69) not biting my nails
70) not chipping off nailpolish every time i paint my nails
71) not falling for musicians
72) not hanging up on said ex’s phone calls
73) not having a fat ass
74) not having retarded hair (despite your valiant efforts)
75) not keeping my ex blocked on im
76) not letting people use me
77) not obsessing about things/being anal
78) not procrastinating
79) not saving detrimental IM conversations
80) not saying things that sound good in my head
81) not spoiling my brother
82) not talking to my ex
83) noun declension in latin
84) nutrition
85) packing
86) painting
87) pickup lines
88) playing a g-scale
89) playing chess
90) playing darts
91) playing poker (i stole that, it’s true!)
92) playing pool
93) playing the piano
94) playing the violin
95) programming in ant
96) public speaking
97) putting pictures into my photo album, rather than letting them stay in piles
98) reading ‘i love you forever’ without crying
99) reading the last book my ex bought me (it *is* dreadfully boring…)
100) redesigning my website for my midget
101) remembering combination lock combinations (resulting in having to buy new locks)
102) remembering dreams
103) remembering events
104) remembering names
105) remembering to put on pjamas before passing the eff out at an insane hour
106) remembering to record friends or the simpsons
107) remembering to study calculus
108) remembering to wear my computer glasses
109) remembering what i listed
110) running fast
111) sending christmas/birthday cards
112) singing
113) sleeping
114) speaking English
115) speaking foreign
116) taking my contacts out (like, ever)
117) talking to my parents on the phone
118) thinking up new and interesting ways in which i suck…
119) trivia
120) turning people down
121) unpacking
122) uploading pictures to my website in a timely fashion
123) wearing flats (hah!)
124) wearing glasses
125) wearing high heels & not falling on my ass in them
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