so. fucking. tired.
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b.l.o.g.
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my horoscope for this week:
Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22): The truth is indeed elusive, hard to comprehend, and subjective. What we’re trying to say is: You’re fat.
meh.
true it *is* the onion’s horoscope & all…but you know…
it’s true.
fuck.
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fuckin’ new entland weather…all week & weekend it’s been gorgeous, even got up to 66 degrees on tuesday, but what was it like when i woke up this morning? care to guess? no? fine then, i’ll fucking tell you:
IT WAS SNOWING!!!
fucking snow! boooooooo! and it continued to snow all fucking day. i barely needed a jacket yesterday and today it’s fucking snowing and i had to bust out the long coat again. talk about sucking big fat goat balls. god damned new england weather. i’m so not a fan.
i suppose i’m gratefu it wasn’t ridiculous cold. just kinda wet out, and not too bad, i guess. but i was so ready for spring…not *more* snow. fuck that.
::le sigh::
in other news, been workin’ & whatnot but also really ricockulous tired and not knowing why. i also had a bad ass day…or more accurately a fat ass day. blegh. i’m not a fan. i’ve worked it out in my head what i have to do schedule wise to fit in going to the gym and getting to work on time & all that…but at night i come home tired & lounge & don’t do much around the apartment and in the morning i’m just so fucking worn the fuck out, ya know. it takes FOREVER for me to fall asleep (if i do at all) and then i’m tired as hell when morning rolls around. blegh squared.
anyway, the weekend was ok. best part (as previously noted): a midget call. w00t! but i’m not having the best luck with things of a boy nature. boys are clearly not something i can deal with. i *did*, however, make it to pub quiz and our team (hamentaschen gluttons) was in 2nd place all through the quiz up until the last bonus question. fucking bonus question. alas, we came out 4th. blegh.
then norah & i went to see the passion of christ. oh. my. god(literally!). most horrifyingly harrowing movie i have ever…EVER seen!!
::shudder::
sweet jesus! (literally!)
oh and satan was a fucking woman!? WHAT THE FUCK?! with that manbaby thing? ::cringe:: oh. my. god.
the rockstar was wrong, there is no way in HELL i could’ve seen that alone. at. all.
::traumatized::
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it’s not the blues…the blues i can deal with, i can quietly sit by the window all contemplative and introspective and just be when i have the blues.
but no…it’s a little worse than that today.
::blurgh::
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i shouldn’t be so amuserated by this, yet i am; it’s from Cool Ways to Kill Yourself:# Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better.
# Hook up a detonator to an altimeter. Set it for 100-200 feet. That will give you good dispersion.
# Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket.
# Find a really tall building. Something like the World Trade Center is perfect and is in a sufficiently crowded area to generate the proper sized crowd.
# Get an extra large trench coat, ski mask, duct tape and a lighter.
# Bring your materials to the top of your building. Liberally apply the vaseline-gasoline mixture to your entire body. Duct tape the explosives around your legs, arms, head and torso. The more you use the better. You cannot overdo this. Attach the altimeter to the explosives.
# Put on the trench coat and mask so that the explosives are not visible.
# Start ranting and throwing things so that you are sure to attract notice. Drag this part out as long as possible. Say anything that comes to mind but try to stay away from real problems. Your love life DOES NOT make for a good sound bite. Ask for news cameras from the major networks. Pace around a lot while waving your arms.
# DO NOT let on that you have explosives on your body. The police will clear the area and you definitely don’t want that.
# When you’ve gotten the crowd to a fevered pitch, when the helicopters are hovering like vultures, whip off the jacket and set yourself on fire.
# Wait until you are completely engulfed in flame then jump.
# Try to steer yourself towards the crowd. That way flaming falling body parts will pelt the fleeing onlookers when you explode.
# Congratulations! You’ve just made history.
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archive for March, 2004
pineapple is tired
Wednesday, March 10th, 2004so. fucking. tired.
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::growl::
Tuesday, March 9th, 2004my horoscope for this week: Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22): The truth is indeed elusive, hard to comprehend, and subjective. What we’re trying to say is: You’re fat. meh. true it *is* the onion’s horoscope & all…but you know… it’s true. fuck.
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new england hates the pineapple
Monday, March 8th, 2004fuckin’ new entland weather…all week & weekend it’s been gorgeous, even got up to 66 degrees on tuesday, but what was it like when i woke up this morning? care to guess? no? fine then, i’ll fucking tell you: IT WAS SNOWING!!! fucking snow! boooooooo! and it continued to snow all fucking day. i barely […]
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pineapple has a case of the mean reds
Saturday, March 6th, 2004it’s not the blues…the blues i can deal with, i can quietly sit by the window all contemplative and introspective and just be when i have the blues. but no…it’s a little worse than that today. ::blurgh::
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macabre mood
Saturday, March 6th, 2004i shouldn’t be so amuserated by this, yet i am; it’s from Cool Ways to Kill Yourself:# Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better. # Hook up a detonator to an altimeter. Set it for 100-200 feet. That will give you good dispersion. # Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket. # Find […]
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pineapple hates bob saget
Saturday, March 6th, 2004that’s right…fuck YOU bob sagget!!! ::hates::
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teh friday five!
Friday, March 5th, 2004yeah…i’ve been slackin’ & whatnot. get over it, yo.
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