::inspired by today’s work boredom::
1. will have poolboy island (detailed in the Doctrine of Poolboys, as decreed by myself, my midget & the jetta) & complete sovereignty over said island
2. college will be free to all who wish to learn
3. chocolate won’t make your ass fat (and by your ass i mean mine)
4. ghetto fabulous enterprises would be a reality — and it would be totally fitted
5. there would be a soundtrack at all times — of only teh hottest stuff ever, twerkin’ it at the drop of a hat, yo.
6. the world motto will be ‘only for the grown & sexxxy’ ya heard!
7. i would make sure more than enough time & money is devoted to healthcare and researching cures for debilitating diseases…no one would be denied care
8. i would have a fleet of classic mustangs at my disposal, and harleys for impromptu road trips
9. all would have plenty to eat & none would go hungry
10. everyone would have somebody who loves them, everybody would have someone to love.
mine :
