my new pussy is the cutest thing in the whole wide world. fuck a hamster, yo! pussy is where it’s at!!!!
isn’t she the cutest thing ever?! the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen in the entire world?!?!! she’s so cute, and scooter and i just drove to pick her up today from the evil land known as dorchester. (which, in case you were wondering, is where people go to die, fyi, btw, re: evil)
after much deliberation on what we should name our new kitty… (escobar, ralph, twatburger, claudette lindon, etc.) we finally settled on a musically-derived name:
lola
little miss lola furburger.
and she’s absolutely adorable, and i love her.
to pieces.
