mine :
category : filler
comments : nada mucho
mine :
best discovery all day?
mc fucking hammer has a blog. i shit you not.
mine :
category : filler
comments : nada mucho
mine :
working on combatting the ever-present, ever-annoying spam comments of Doomâ„¢. i swear to christ, i don’t need help maintaining my erection or finding tons of hotyounganalgayboyporn. seriously. i just really don’t.
additionally, i’ve added another page…because wordpress plugins amuse me. they fucking AMUSE ME bitchez! just like your mom
mine :
category : daily grind, filler
comments : nada mucho
mine :
since i’m working out the purchase details for a spiffy new laptop for job #2 right now, this is quite fitting.
- Do you look forward to getting new toys (appliances, gadgets, etc)? Why/why not?
fuck yes, i do! electronic/computer catalogues are like my fucking porn, dudes. seriously, when the catalogs come to job #2 i have to refrain from running off into a dark corner with them & drooling all over the shiny, shiny lovelies. and i visit the apple store online just about every day to appease my mac fantasies. ::sigh:: some girls are all about shoes or clothes, some girls obviously don’t have an appreciation for fine electronics. - Have you gotten any new toys lately (say, the last 6 months)? Do you like them?
has it been less than 6 months since i got my mini? i don’t know…furthermore, i don’t give a fuck! my mini is the awesomest, really. just…uber awesome. i have to say, though, i don’t like my mac mini. oh no…i fucking LOVE it! - Do you get any satisfaction out of getting new electronic equipment? Why/why not?
yes and no. fucking YES! because electronics are awesome. videogame systems, sound systems, computer equipment, shiny things with lights and buttons, they fucking rock. hell, i even get excited about random networking components. and even more excited about new equipment when it’s for me. the no part comes from not having the kizzash to support all these technological desires, and thus not being able to acquire them. i suppose work gives me a quick fix every once in a while, though…but i want more! - Bonus Question: If you could get any new piece of equipment, what would it be? Why?
you do realize i could spend like, an entire month’s salary on stuff from apple.com, right? cuz i fucking could! you know, if my landlord let me & i could subsist entirely off of the happy, purty glow from my shiny new toys… anyway, what i really need to get right now, first & foremost, is: new memory for the mini & an airport card for the imac. those are top of my list, necessity purchases. not fun, ohmygodiwantyounow! purchases. but if money were no object…oh god…i don’t know what i’d do first!!! laptoplaptoplaptop. yes, i know i’m buying one for job #2, but fucking dell can’t satisfy me the way a shiny, macbook pro could. that’s like comparing tofu dogs to a fucking porterhouse steak, of filet mignon. fucking dell. a 15.4″ macbook pro, with dual processors…teh droool! and i’d accessorize with a kick ass color laser printer, digital video camera, external storage kit & wacom drawing pad. and like, 50 million other things as well. namely, a shitload of software. software is expensive, yo.
3x Thursday: Toys!
mine :
category : filler
comments : nada mucho
mine :
when there is absolutely nothing whatsoever to watch on television, and you can’t go frolicking outside cuz rattlers are on the loose and killing the neighbor’s dogs, and everything fucking closes at 10 fucking p.m. what do you do?
watch killer elephants on animal planet, duh!
When park rhinoceros in South Africa began to die, rangers were shocked to learn that ill-tempered, rogue elephants were killing rhinos for sport. The young male elephants’ behavior resulted from a lack of adult supervision.
it actually is, just as fucking awesome as it sounds. especially when the ungodly HOT ° weather has kept you pretty much sequestered indoors for fear of having your skin MELT RIGHT OFF or BAKE ONTO YOUR BONES.
awesome.
mine :
category : filler, say what?
comments : nada mucho
mine :
midget 12:02:23 AM: OH
midget 12:02:30 AM: [midget’s boy] did say something that made me think about you
pineapple 12:03:25 AM: buttsex?
midget 12:03:26 AM: we walked outside, and there were two male dogs, doing something i should have never seen two male dogs ever doing… and eric was all ‘yeah, they’re gay… that’s franz, and that’s ferdinand’
pineapple 12:03:34 AM: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
pineapple 12:03:36 AM: BUTTSEX!
midget 12:04:15 AM: so i was all ‘have you met my pineapple?’
pineapple 12:04:54 AM: hehehe
pineapple 12:04:57 AM: BUTTSEX
let’s see: a wind/dust storm, a baseball game, dyeing festivities & mission deli. the only thing that could possibly top my day off, is of course, my midget.
i’m beat.
mine :
category : filler, mehz0rz
comments : nada mucho
mine :
hours from now i will be on a plane bound for southeastern bumfuckville, colo.
ay dios mio…
mine :
