it’s back…oh sweet jesus it’s back. and all of my content, which i am furiously backing up right now. oh thank christ.
CAUTION: boring content will ensue…
you’ve been warned.
commencing survey of doom…
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SmugMug – Daniel Brown : Lego Brokeback Mountain
heee! almost makes me wish all of our legos here didn’t suck so much.
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(initially stolen from scooter)
since the ho commanded me to do hers, i made my own as well. random johari window thingamabobber without any cool or useful words at all. in fact, some of them are damn near duplicates of eachother or just plain stupid. in fact (squared), “stupid” isn’t even offered. wtf?
things i would add if i were in control of the options:
- crunchy in milk
- groovy
- farm-grown, wingless, quail-tard
- jewbag
- bitchtastic
- buttsexable
- sparkly
- deluxe
- ninja stealthy
- mongoose
- weak, stupid cumbucket
that said: do me, baby.
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Naturally sweetened chocolate pearl shaped cereal with marshmallows shaped like pirate hats, cutlasses, treasure maps and cursed Aztec gold medallions. There are also three games on the back. Where else can you get cereal shaped like black pearls?
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Naturally sweetened chocolate pearl shaped cereal with marshmallows shaped like pirate hats, cutlasses, treasure maps and cursed Aztec gold medallions. There are also three games on the back. Where else can you get cereal shaped like black pearls?
i can’t believe i didn’t by myself some as well! (my hatred of marshmallow product in cereal conqured my love of mr. depp)
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7 Things To Do Before I Die:
- learn to play guitar
- learn to speak spanish
- finish college
- travel to mexico, europe, africa, at least one island, and lego land
- save my baby brother
- pay off my debts
- figure out how to be happy (or a good facsimile of it)
(note: spawning offspring has been left off this list, with good reason. as well as anything career-oriented & other such meaningless bullshit)
7 Things I Can’t Do:
- general stupid human tricks: play guitar, speak spanish, wink with both eyes, carry a tune
- get everything i need to done in a mere 24 hours
- fix my fucked up family situation
- stop the exponential expansion of my ass (and everything else)
- keep my elbows from doing that weird, hyper-extension thing…or my knees, too, for that matter.
- stop biting my nails
- pretend to be happy enough to believe it
7 Things That Attract Me To People:
(i suppose these could work for both sexes*)
- having a sense of humor
- having a sick sense of humor (you know, to put up with me, it’s required)
- intelligence (despite how much fun it may seem initially, you can’t have a decent conversation with a retard)
- a love of books and music (and shiny things & things that spin…)
- respect of boundaries
- an honest smile (like, a real one; none of that creepy, politician-slick shit)
- a giant cock
(* i lied)
7 Things I say most often:
- this about covers it, generally speaking…
7 Movies I Could Watch Again & Again:
(can i actually only list seven?)
7 Books I Love:
(limiting this to seven is unholy)
- the dark tower series (hah! i’m cheating!)
- the stand
- watership down
- ecstasy
- i love you forever (though i can’t read this anymore without crying)
- haunted
- the giver
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