mine :
you can keep your black tongue
well i found at the mortuary
you know i’m gonna want some want some
we’ll hide in the backroom gonna have a packed suit
with this you will regret
just let it be your yeah yeah yeah
sunny kept his rain on
red tape so ordinary
love i feel like it was gone gone gone
lets do this like a prison break,
i wanna see you scream and shake.
boy you just a stupid bitch
and girl you just a no good dick…
hot
were gonna keep it in the family
yeah well even though were on the run
you know you want some want some
well hide in the backroom gonna have a packed suit
with this you will regret
just let it be your yeah yeah yeah
boy you just a stupid bitch
and girl you just a no good dick…
mine :
so i’m still at work, ya dig? i’ve been here quite a few hours already…but i got to get this website shizzat done otherwise there’s gonna be hell to pay. but of course, i’m procrastinating.
buh.
you know what they say about procrastination, righ?
it feels good until you realize you’re fucking yourself…
mine :
i don’t think this fits, necessarily, but oh well:

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?
it’s probably the constant fucking swearing that did me in.
mine :
consumers gig tonight, yo. be there!!! OR ELSE!!!
info:
great scott (intersection of comm. ave. & harvard ave., allston rock city)
cover = $7.00
starts at 9:50 p.m.
also, i’m amused by today’s onion horoscopes…
Leo: (July 23�Aug. 22): Gay pizza deliverymen are a dime a dozen, which is fortunate for you, as you'll soon be on the management end of that deal.
mine :
via email from the scooter:
Howdy once again!
It's time for more spam about my band!
Medford's Native sons (and daughter), the Consumers will be playing another
show, this time in Allston. Come rock out with us, as well as the bands
Moki and the New Remorse (neither of which we've ever heard--we're on
first, you can leave if they suck).When: This Wednesday, August 11 at 9:50 p.m.
Where: The Great Scott in Allston, the corner of Comm Av and Harvard Av.
Cover: $7 (it's a little steep, but well worth it for a night of excitement
of such caliber!)Hope to see you all there!
--Norah
oh hells yeah, that is TOMORROW!!! YAY!!! i *heart* consumers gigs. yay! i’m so gonna rock the ralph wiggum shirt, too!
mine :
i just realized i let a WHOLE FUCKING WEEK go by between entries. i could’ve sworn i added a few throughout the week and whatnot, but shitballs, man.
i so hate those gaps, i really do. i’m not about to go all midget and abolish everything, because it’s been over a YEAR, man…but still.
fuck.
fuck me.
and to make up for the week’s neglect:
Sunday, August 08, 2004
Drive Into Mexico Day!
You're 80 years old and you've never left America. You've lived 38 miles from the border for most of your life. Take a quick drive, widower. Cross the line and come home in time for 60 Minutes. It's way down at number four on your list of things to do before you die, but it'll be the first one you'll cross off. Don't let it be the only one. Number 7 (visit a waterpark) sounds way fun.
Happy Drive Into Mexico Day!
girlsarepretty
mine :
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boy you’re just a stupid bitch…
Monday, October 4th, 2004hot you can keep your black tongue well i found at the mortuary you know i’m gonna want some want some we’ll hide in the backroom gonna have a packed suit with this you will regret just let it be your yeah yeah yeah sunny kept his rain on red tape so ordinary love i […]
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the one where content is scarce
Friday, September 24th, 2004so i’m still at work, ya dig? i’ve been here quite a few hours already…but i got to get this website shizzat done otherwise there’s gonna be hell to pay. but of course, i’m procrastinating. buh. you know what they say about procrastination, righ? it feels good until you realize you’re fucking yourself…
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haha, funny.
Friday, August 13th, 2004i don’t think this fits, necessarily, but oh well: My life is rated NC-17.What is your life rated? it’s probably the constant fucking swearing that did me in.
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are YOU ready to RAWK?!?!?!!?!!!!
Wednesday, August 11th, 2004consumers gig tonight, yo. be there!!! OR ELSE!!! info: great scott (intersection of comm. ave. & harvard ave., allston rock city) cover = $7.00 starts at 9:50 p.m. also, i’m amused by today’s onion horoscopes… Leo: (July 23�Aug. 22): Gay pizza deliverymen are a dime a dozen, which is fortunate for you, as you’ll soon […]
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Tuesday, August 10th, 2004via email from the scooter: Howdy once again! It’s time for more spam about my band! Medford’s Native sons (and daughter), the Consumers will be playing another show, this time in Allston. Come rock out with us, as well as the bands Moki and the New Remorse (neither of which we’ve ever heard–we’re on first, […]
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holy shit!
Monday, August 9th, 2004i just realized i let a WHOLE FUCKING WEEK go by between entries. i could’ve sworn i added a few throughout the week and whatnot, but shitballs, man. i so hate those gaps, i really do. i’m not about to go all midget and abolish everything, because it’s been over a YEAR, man…but still. fuck. […]
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