“Should I smile because we’re friends, or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?”
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“Should I smile because we’re friends, or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?”
so i hated my layout. actually, no, that’s a lie. i loved it to pieces, but it wasn’t working and i didn’t have enough time to do it at home (or a computer to do it on) and it ultimately died. and thus, i’m working on ghetto fabulous version 7.0 (7.0 now, i think) because the other one was just having too many fucking scrollbar issues.
fuck.
this default template is so fucking ugly, too.
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You are worth exactly: $1,542,382.00.
See How Much You Are Worth
Today was really orgastic
I got out of bed because the evil office overlords demand my presence, those bastards!!! (they erode souls)
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I’m so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady’s car and smashed it into a phone booth.
Last night I had to go and pay Joshua’s bail. He’s such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He’s only 16!
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I’m going to cut out Robert’s heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s some photos of my cock.
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I’m not suffering alone. It’s cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you’re a moron.
OBEY THE PANTS!!!!
That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought – sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.
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so i hated my layout. actually, no, that’s a lie. i loved it to pieces, but it wasn’t working and i didn’t have enough time to do it at home (or a computer to do it on) and it ultimately died. and thus, i’m working on ghetto fabulous version 7.0 (7.0 now, i think) because […]
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Today was really orgastic I got out of bed because the evil office overlords demand my presence, those bastards!!! (they erode souls) I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night. I’m so hardcore. Me […]
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