and this is why: Chavez tells Rice: ‘Don’t mess with me, girl’
i *heart* chavez. and basically, anyone who gives condoleeza rice the smackdown is a dreamy hero in my world.
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b.l.o.g.
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what do you do when your face INTERCEPTS a vice-presidential bullet?
you motherfucking apologize!
it has taken me since *friday* to adequately process this news. seriously, that is probably one of the main reasons i managed to inhale a bottle of jack in the space of approximately an hour. and really, yesterday is one big blur of sleep deprivation, overtime, kitty pettings, freaky foreign films and battlestar.
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Cheney’s got a gun,
Cheney’s got a gun
Went huntin’ for some fun
Reputation’s undone
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Cheney’s got a gun
Went huntin’ for some fun
Reputation’s undone
What did Dick Cheney do?
He shot his pal, yes it’s true…
They say when Cheney goes out huntin’
You try to stay the hell away…
But look out for what’s comin’ ’cause when Cheney’s got a gun
He might hit you with his shotgun’s spray…!
Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Everybody is on the run
Was the Vice Pres. high on glue?
What did Dick Cheney do?
He shot his friend, you know it’s crazy
He hit him in the chest and head…
So don’t get in the line of fire or else you may expire
The bastards lucky that he isn’t dead…!
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Now everybody is on the run
What did Dick Cheney do?
There’s something I have to tell you
His rep’s said sorry for the whole mess
The G.O.P. walks out okay
Well that is horse shit friends, I profess “cause with guns they always say yes
But he’ll go scotch free (unlike Delay…!)
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Everybody is on the run…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Guess who is safe? No one…
Everybody is on the run…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Guess who is safe? No one…
Everybody is on the one…
Cheney’s got a gun…
i am still beyond amused that motherfuckin’ dick cheney shot a man. although i maintain that this is merely the time he was caught — i’m sure he’s gunned down numerous people and then just unhinged his jaw and swallowed them whole.
furthermore, this rocks: dickhunt
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(i have already obsessed over this for a few days now, but i can’t think of anything better right now. courtesy of m.w.)
Scientists in Taiwan say they have bred three pigs that “glow in the dark”.
They claim that while other researchers have bred partly fluorescent pigs, theirs are the only pigs in the world which are green through and through.
The pigs are transgenic, created by adding genetic material from jellyfish into a normal pig embryo.
The researchers hope the pigs will boost the island’s stem cell research, as well as helping with the study of human disease.
The scientists, from National Taiwan University’s Department of Animal Science and Technology, say that although the pigs glow, they are otherwise no different from any others.
Taiwan is not claiming a world first. Others have bred partially fluorescent pigs before; but the researchers insist the three pigs they have produced are better.
In daylight, their eyes and skin are green-tinged. They are the only ones that are green from the inside out. Even their heart and internal organs are green, the researchers say.
To create them, DNA from jellyfish was added to about 265 pig embryos which were implanted in eight different sows.
Four of the female pigs became pregnant and three male piglets were born three months ago.
Green generation
In daylight, the researchers say the pigs’ eyes, teeth and trotters look green. Their skin has a greenish tinge. In the dark, shine a blue light on them and they glow torch-light bright.The scientists will use the transgenic pigs to study human disease. Because the pig’s genetic material is green, it is easy to spot. So if, for instance, some of its stem cells are injected into another animal, scientists can track how they develop without the need for a biopsy or invasive test.
But creating them has not been easy. Many of the altered embryos failed to develop.
The researchers say they hope the new, green pigs will mate with ordinary female pigs to create a new generation – much greater numbers of transgenic pigs for use in research.
of course, anything involving bacon is awesome.
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Less Sexual Desire After the Pill?
this is the part that amuses/disturbs me the most:
The study — which looked only at women who already had sex problems — does not prove that birth control pills cause sexual dysfunction.
it’s like freud only studying depressed, manic, already-crazy women from a single demographic. or being all ‘fat people like food, tall people reach stuff on high shelves.’ and calling that a “study”.
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the horror, the horror:
it’s baby-zilla!!! ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!!!
holy crap is that not the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a while. ick!
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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.
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i am moving to venezuela
Monday, February 20th, 2006and this is why: Chavez tells Rice: ‘Don’t mess with me, girl’ i *heart* chavez. and basically, anyone who gives condoleeza rice the smackdown is a dreamy hero in my world.
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the weekend has only just begun!
Sunday, February 19th, 2006what do you do when your face INTERCEPTS a vice-presidential bullet? you motherfucking apologize! it has taken me since *friday* to adequately process this news. seriously, that is probably one of the main reasons i managed to inhale a bottle of jack in the space of approximately an hour. and really, yesterday is one big […]
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john stewart is dreamy…
Thursday, February 16th, 2006just.dreamy.
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heh-heh
Wednesday, February 15th, 2006Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun Went huntin’ for some fun Reputation’s undone What did Dick Cheney do? He shot his pal, yes it’s true… They say when Cheney goes out huntin’ You try to stay the hell away… But look out for what’s comin’ ’cause when Cheney’s got a gun He might […]
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glow in the dark bacon
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006(i have already obsessed over this for a few days now, but i can’t think of anything better right now. courtesy of m.w.) Scientists in Taiwan say they have bred three pigs that “glow in the dark”. They claim that while other researchers have bred partly fluorescent pigs, theirs are the only pigs in the […]
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most likely propganda:
Thursday, January 12th, 2006Less Sexual Desire After the Pill? this is the part that amuses/disturbs me the most: The study — which looked only at women who already had sex problems — does not prove that birth control pills cause sexual dysfunction. it’s like freud only studying depressed, manic, already-crazy women from a single demographic. or being all […]
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and people wonder why i don’t want to spawn…
Wednesday, December 21st, 2005the horror, the horror: it’s baby-zilla!!! ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!!! holy crap is that not the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a while. ick!
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