so i’ve been considering going back to the darkside and possibly growing my hair out. i’ve had it splendidly short and hassel-free for quite some time now, and it has been fun. except for the part where i alternate between looking like a dude, looking like a dyke, or looking like a gutter troll (hair length has no bearing on this last part). god bless scooter’s near-magical haircutting skills, but i think i’m a lost cause. i don’t really have the face for short short hair, no matter how much i like being able to run my fingers through it post-shower and just go.
meh.
i don’t like deliberating over things like this, but when i get fucking tired or bored this is the bullshit i think about. (not really) and while i think it might be nice if i at least made some small effort to look, you know, female…blah. because as fast — freakishly fast — as my hair does grow, i still seem to take forever to get out of that icky, retarded growing-out stage of complete ass. i should do like scooter and just shave it all off and buy a giant afro wig or something. that would save me a load of trouble.
and all retardation about nonsense and stupid things like my stupid fugly hair, the most important part of the day is I GOT THE FUCKING FAMILY GUY MOVIE! i’ve only been waiting for it forfreaking ever, and it only features the only baby i actually like, so of course i hauled ass to NC today and picked up a copy ASAP. and now it’s mine!!! all mine!!! w00t!!! in fact, i’m heading home to watch it in a few minutes! so…who wants to touch me?
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i said, who wants to fucking touch me?!?!?!
