7 Things To Do Before I Die:
- learn to play guitar
- learn to speak spanish
- finish college
- travel to mexico, europe, africa, at least one island, and lego land
- save my baby brother
- pay off my debts
- figure out how to be happy (or a good facsimile of it)
(note: spawning offspring has been left off this list, with good reason. as well as anything career-oriented & other such meaningless bullshit)
7 Things I Can’t Do:
- general stupid human tricks: play guitar, speak spanish, wink with both eyes, carry a tune
- get everything i need to done in a mere 24 hours
- fix my fucked up family situation
- stop the exponential expansion of my ass (and everything else)
- keep my elbows from doing that weird, hyper-extension thing…or my knees, too, for that matter.
- stop biting my nails
- pretend to be happy enough to believe it
7 Things That Attract Me To People:
(i suppose these could work for both sexes*)
- having a sense of humor
- having a sick sense of humor (you know, to put up with me, it’s required)
- intelligence (despite how much fun it may seem initially, you can’t have a decent conversation with a retard)
- a love of books and music (and shiny things & things that spin…)
- respect of boundaries
- an honest smile (like, a real one; none of that creepy, politician-slick shit)
- a giant cock
(* i lied)
7 Things I say most often:
- this about covers it, generally speaking…
7 Movies I Could Watch Again & Again:
(can i actually only list seven?)
7 Books I Love:
(limiting this to seven is unholy)
- the dark tower series (hah! i’m cheating!)
- the stand
- watership down
- ecstasy
- i love you forever (though i can’t read this anymore without crying)
- haunted
- the giver
