jack black is freaking married, dudes. i feel like, if anyone was going to have a kick-ass wedding of epic proportions (possibly including circus animals and fireworks), it would have to be jack black.
and while i possibly would not have married mr. black myself, i might have considered it. at the very least i’d definitely want him in my man-harem because he fucking rocks, he comes with kyle, and he’s hilarious.
in other news, fuck scientology. no really, fuck it. hard.
