pineapple: i need a drug habit
pineapple: if i were on heroin, i would not notice i am not sleeping right
midget: i actually think you sleep more when you’re on heroin… go for crack
midget:you won’t want to sleep. better yet, meth
pineapple: can i mix meth & crack?
midget: i doubt your liver would appreciate it, but sure
pineapple: fuck my liver!
midget: of course, you know what it is. it’s the ghost of jack haunting you for dumping him
pineapple: probably
pineapple: i can’t sleep when i’m sober
i don’t know what you would call a meth/crack mix (does it exist?) but i would probably name it after the midget.
just sayin’.