i think, actually, the only babies i tolerate are spectacularly deformed babies. you know, the babies that are conjoined or with extra limbs or even better: flippers!!! i’m totally all about the flipper babies, actually.
this should be further proof that i should never, never ever breed because i would either a.) do everything in my power to have a spawnling of insanely awesome freak-show quality deformity or b.) eat it when it turns out to not have a unicorn-style horn or a third limb.
never, ever breed.
but things born with two heads kick ass.
