it’s true, it really is. monkeys make fucking everything a million times better. a million times awesome-er, too.
for example, last night we watched grandma’s boy, which is fucking hilarious, but the only thing missing from the movie was a monkey. and then, near the end of the film: TAE KWON DO MONKEY!!! and it was awesome. totally freaking awesome.
monkeys make everything better.
because, i had a truly kick-ass long weekend full of driving and fireworks and grilled animals and booze and frolicking and funtastical times and motherfucking kittens!!! OMGZ0RZ!!! and such, and that just topped it off.
which is good, because only after a weekend of complete & utter awesomeness can you deal with the knowledge that james avery (aka fresh prince of bel air‘s uncle phil) was the voice of shredder on the teenage mutant ninja turtles animated series from 1987-1994.
motherfucking uncle phil = the shredder. what the hell, people?! what the hell?!
that is so weird…or you know, boggles the mind. and not in that ‘omg nifty!’ way that finding out stephen colbert voiced part of ace on SNL’s ambiguously gay duo. because that’s freaking awesome.
also: croc hunter = kaput. he really needed to stop messin’ with animals, ya know? cuz he was a lil too crazy.
oh, and before i forget:
OMG KITTENS!!!
Honestly, I don’t think I can really vouch for this movie sober… it just seemed like THE movie to watch while under the influence.