drunk
beligerent
and fucking with people who can’t spell…
i am awesome!!! (i stole this from faith)
- 4th grade teacher’s name?
mrs. chauffe (i think) - last word you said to dad?
love you - last song you sang:
i don’t sing - last person you hugged?
probably the boy - last thing you laughed at?
ER - last time you said “i don’t rememberâ€?
wtf kind of shit is that? - last time you really cried?
most of tonight - what color socks are you wearing?
white - what’s under your bed?
dead hookersstuff - what time did you wake up today?
9:30ish, i have an awesome job - current taste?
jack daniels - current hair?
short & ugly - current annoyance?
the world - current longing?
a cure - current desktop picture?
my uncle’s mustang - if you could play any instrument?
guitar - favorite color?
blue, silver&black - do you believe in afterlife?
something like that - how tall are you?
tall enough…I’LL FIGHT YOU!!! - current favorite word/saying?
shit-housed - favorite book?
the giver, the gunslinger, i love you forever - favorite season?
spring & fall - what is your career going to be like?
sucking dick? or pimping hos, i haven’t decided. maybe i’ll multi-task. or be a ninja assassin - said “i love you” and meant it?
yeah - gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc animals?
with this one fuckin’ evil swan in france, yeah - been to new york?
yep - been to florida?
no, and no! - been to california?
no, but hopefully oaktown someday - been to hawaii?
i wish - been to mexico?
i wish even harder - been to china?
no - been to bahamas?
no - dreamed something really crazy and then it happened?
don’t dream - what book are you reading now?
“neuromancer†— william gibson - worst feeling in the world?
rejection, failure, loss, failure, grief, failure, disappointing people you love - what is the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?
fuck - how many rings before you answer?
i don’t answer. stop calling me, you freaks! future daughter’s name?future son’s names?- what do you sleep with?
pillows, giant monkey & lola - where are you?
7th layer of hell - where do you wish you were?
anywhere but here - piercings?
two in each ear - what kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use?
the cheap kind - what clothes do you sleep in?
whatever - who is the last person that text you?
midget - where do you want to get married?
9th layer of hell - been in love?
right now? yeah - are you timely or always late?
i hate fucking being late, but public transit seems to think i enjoy it - do you have a job?
yes - do you like being around people?
are they blowing me? …then no. - best feeling in the world?
that’s private - are you a health freak?
if you see me, you’ll know the answer - do you have a “type” of person you always go after?
not really. then again, i don’t “go after†folk. - are you lonely?
yeah - ever afraid you’ll never get married?
afraid? fuck no, i’m countin’ on it - do you want to get married?
hell.fucking.no! why would i want to ruin my relationship like that? - do you want kids?
i’d sooner fuck a flaming cactus - cried? yes
- bought something? yes
- gotten sick? soon enough
- sang? no
- said i love you? yes (i do)
- have you moved on? one would hope
- talked to someone? yes
- had a serious talk? yes
- missed someone? every fucking day
- hugged someone? yes
- yelled at someone? yes, fuck motherfuckin’ deltek
*have you ever…*
*the extra stuff*
* the last 48 hours, have you…*
