so, *yawn* it’s either this or continue cleaning my apartment; and so, without further ado, i give you the seven on sunday:
Seven on Sunday: Seven things people don’t know about you:
*thinks* what do i actually want to tell folks?
1. i used to collect elephants when i was a kid, i actually had shelves of them and stuff. because dumbo was so my favorite movie for the longest time ever. *sniff* that scene with dumbo & his moms? what? i loved it.
2. apparently i’m double-jointed. my arms do this weird bendy thing that i don’t even notice until someone else does and goes ‘omg! weird! wtf!’ yeah, thanks folks. also: fuck off.
3. i have every album selena ever made. i *heart* her. i *heart* the movie. even my j. lo hatred doesn’t mar that movie. because i loves selena. i loves elvis creso too, and lupillo rivera, and celia cruz, and tito puente. i like tejano music damnit.
4. i’ve never been skiing. yes, i’m from eastbumfuck, colorado. yes, i’ve been to aspen and vail. yes, i live in the motherfuckin’ northeast now. yes, i fucking know! so what? eastbumfuck, colorado = desert, yo. i’ve never been skiing, the mnts. were 6 hours away…and when i was there, it either wasn’t ski season or i had no inclination to do so. whatevercakes.
5. i had a different last name as a baby. my birth certificate has a different name than my ssn card or any other official documents. i’m *assuming* that my folks got my last name changed legally or something, but i honestly don’t know. but yeah, technically this pineapple has had two last names already. yay family!
6. not everyone knows, but i was in dance for 8 years. ballet, tap, jazz, etc. i did it all. it was my moms’ doin’. but man, i couldn’t deal with the crackerrific teachers and the anorexic 12 year olds anymore. hence, my absolutely nonexistent dancing skills now. w00t!
7. i could tell you, but then i’d have to kill you…
