(today is such a day for random filler…and i totally don’t care!)
filler filler filler filler ho!
- You’ll eat ice cream in the winter.
um, duh…but really, who doesn’t? - It snows 5 inches and you don’t expect school to be cancelled.
i remember those days. of course 5 inches of snow would be melted by noon, but still… - You’ll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.
ew. no…flip flops have forever been ruined for me by BU students. - You know it’s pronounced color-A-do, not color-O-do.
duh - You have no accent at all, but can hear other people’s. And then you make fun of them.
this is so true. and i do NOT have an accent, motherfuckers! - “Humid” is over 25%.
god i miss those times! even now, in freaking NOVEMBER, it can be ungodly humid here…ugh. - Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.
damn right! - You say “the interstate” and everybody knows which one.
god i hate the I, i hate it so much! - You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard, and you grew up planning your halloween costumes around your coat.
i used to, now i know that no matter what the Weather Will Suck Hard. god i hate new england. - You know what the Continental Divide is.
indeedy i do. - You don’t think Coors beer is that big a deal.
it’s not. and having been on a tour of the coors brewing facility in golden, i have to say it’s incredibly vile swill. bleh. - You went to Casa Bonita as a child.
i totally did. aw, memories. - You bought your car from John Elway.
no. and i never would, either. that horse-faced retard can go fuck himself! - You’ve gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
::cough:: mayhaps once or twice… - You always know the elevation of where you are.
yup. although i think the official elevation of massachusetts is: bowels of hell - You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it’s going to snow tomorrow.
i used to… - You don’t care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High.
i fucking hate the broncos - You get pissed off when people confuse Colorado with Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, or “one of those other big square states out west.”
this is very true, colorado is NOT to be compared to motherfucking ::gag:: kansas - You can always tell when a Texan is driving in front of you.
oh yes indeedy i can. even worse if it’s a texan in a white car. - Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
haha yeah. not that there’s a whole lot of movie theatres, though… - Everybody wears jeans to church.
most do, yes. i don’t. - You actually know that South Park is a real town.
yup! and everytime they show something in south park on the show, i laugh (aka trinidad medical center) it’s totally colorado inside humor. - You know what Focus on the Family is, and you feel very stongly about it in one direction or another.
i’ve almost totally forgotten what that is…cool. - You know what a “trust fund hippy” is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.
god damned filthy hippies!!! but yes, they do infest boulder - You’ve made naked snow angels.
oooh no comment - You’ve been asked “so y’all from around here?” while on a ski lift by some random guy from Texas.
i’ve never been skiing - You’ve laughed at a someone while on a ski lift because they were wearing a cowboy hat and jeans
(see above) - Who cares that Six Flags bought it? It is and ALWAYS will be called Elitches.
yeah! fuck six flags! elitch gardens for ever!!!
heh. ghey.
