ask yourself the question that has plagued mankind for ages:
“What’s better, unicorns or rainbows?”
::thinks::
are you stumped yet? weighing the pros and cons of unicorns and rainbows respectively? trying to figure out which one brings the most joy into your life? well think no more, i have the answer! and it has also solved my holiday shopping woes for next year! i *so* got a head start!!
the answer, my friends…is BOTH!
next year, everyone and i mean EVERYONE is getting one of these:
because everything else is just a cumrag.
::smooches::
p.s.
Happy 02/03/04, y’all!
