yesterday would have been so much cooler if i didn’t have about 80 tons of sinus pressure crushing my skull.
the raiders spanked the shit out of the dolphins and it was completely awesome. i’ve officially seen half the games of the season so far, and they’ve won both the games i’ve watched! yay! of course, they’re 2-2 now, but that’s loads better than the 0-4 they were boasting last year at this time. if only the offensive line can shape up, they’re looking for a vast improvement over last year’s season for sure.
next, in the wide world of sports, go kick yourself emerged from a heated rivalry victorious. awesome! i can’t wait to get back next week and beat the shit out of slidin’ dirty…on principle alone, they must go down.
icing on the cake: the broncos got their collective douchey asses handed to them. aw yeah. all in all, a good day for sports.
of course, i felt like butt on a stick, covered in butt the whole time; but that’s to be expected. so now i’m in colorado, sober, freaking out, and sick as hell. awesome…
and on top of it all, i’m working all week. really and truly, seriously working. meh. all of this would be so much more tolerable if i could just breathe.
