the patriots? THEY LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST!!!
oh thank you sweet jebus for dumping such a rousing DEFEAT on their smarmy, arrogant, douchebag asses. fuck you tom brady, fuck you randy moss, and fuck you bill belichick. i guess it’s true what they say: CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER!
and i couldn’t be happier. this victory is for everyone the patriots stomped on, for every fuckbag pats fan that doesn’t know the meaning of decorum, for every head coach that doesn’t stoop to such low levels of “competition”. the evil empire has been BROUGHT DOWN. a-men!
hell, even i didn’t think the giants could do it because i mean…it’s the giants. what have they got to show for a season other than an 0-2 start and a manning brother that is still wet behind the ears? yet, eli had an uncanny knack for executing 3rd down conversions every time. and though it wasn’t the most beautiful game played on the giants part, they controlled the ball and held back the tom brady machine. oh and how sweet was it to see precious, precious defeat etched into that stupid face? suck.it.dry.brady! and i think the defining moment of the new england patriots during the superbowl and of their entire season was this: their own “head coach” couldn’t even stand to stick around for them in the final one.fucking.second. of the game.
what does that tell you?
sportsmanship, good conduct, pride in your men, strong leadership…these are all things that belichick wouldn’t know if they bit him on his creepy, douchey ass. i mean, it’s one thing when an egotistical player pulls a stunt like that, but when i coach does it? much less the head coach? weak.
the empire has been brought down, boys and girls. hell yes!