i am wearing my incredibly cute a’hoy matey! dress with my new skull & crossbones galoshes and weather be damned, it is awesome. some days, you just have to be a pirate, savvy?
remember saturday morning cartoons growing up? remember waking up uber-fucking-early and getting juice or cereal or poptarts and settling down just to catch every moment of kick ass programming? remember how cartoons nowadays are so incredibly retarded they will make your brain meats liquefy into a puddle of dumb ass and leak out your ears? yeah…me too. what i don’t remember — because i’ve so clearly blocked all this shit out — is how utterly disturbing some of these cartoons were: Top 10 Most Disturbing Moments in 80s Cartoons. only now am i re-remembering all of these extra fucking special moments in cartoon history, but obviously the fact that i had NO IDEA until now speaks to my awesome powers of represson. plus, i am totally ashamed of how i wanted nothing more than to be jem! when i was 5 years old (the year before i was rainbow brite). ps – don’t fuck with the smurfs!
in other news, the TSA is still run by utter and complete assholes. are you even a little bit surprised?
