ok so i don’t know who this “ashley tisdale” mofo is, but i’m sure she’s not anyone worth a damn. but…ok…RAGE IS MOUNTING!!!!
apparently they are going to up and fucking re-make the 1989 motherfucking classic that is teen witch. i mean, how could you? is nothing sacred? really, i mean…REALLY?! gawd, why don’t they just re-make every damn movie of the 80s and early 90s and call it original fucking content and hope that no one knows the fucking difference. and ok ok ok, so teen witch was uber-fuckin’-cheesy as hell…but with that much cheese, you make some motherfuckin’ nachos and enjoy it, man. nachos are delicious, by the way.
and really, how are they ever going to top “top that”?