so…everyone knows what a timesuck fucking facebook is, yes? and how the “apps” are complete retardation and usually will cock up a perfectly functional profile. usually you have to dodge quite a few application requests from everyone who is just now discovering facebook.
and then there are the notifications. so annoying. and for the most part you can turn them off, but some slip through the radar and so when you get one…it is completely lamesauce.
observe:Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:
STRENGTHS:
best mother (potential)
best shopping companion
most punctual
WEAKNESSES:
most athletic
most famous
bitch, please. this is laughable, i laugh and laugh. nobody who knows me would ever think that i would make a good mother. because they know just how rabidly i fucking hate children, and how much the idea of a parasite housing itself in my lady parts makes me twitch. caveat: i am an excellent shopping partner, though. really.
bottom line: BOREDOM, I HAZ IT.
maternal instinct? DO NOT WANT.
I will second: Good Shopping Companion.