hey there, mr. 2008, how ya doin’? i just wanted you to know — sincerely and from the bottom of mah little heart — that you can go ahead and just eat a whole bag of dicks and then die in a fire. m’kay?
great. k thx bi.
OH HAI 2009! I WILL SEE U SOON! HOPE U DON’T SUCK ALL THE DICKS OF FAILURE! COME ON IN AND MAKE URSELF COMFY.