::yawn::
it’s cold and rainy outside, yo. gotta hand it to new england for having the most messed up weather ever, ya heard. yesterday i frolicked out in a tank top because it was so bright and sunshiny. and i’m only now ridiculous grateful that i grabbed my jean jacket as an afterthought because the weather fast turned to the chilly boston clime that i’m used to these days. blegh. the sun was out for just a few hours, and today? rain. it figures.
anyway, yesterday was cool. i got my ‘enjoy cock’ tshirt in the mail, and the most suprising part was that they sent me two for the price of one!!! w00t! i was stoked, but also a little bit suspicious, ya know? so i checked & double checked my bank statement and yeah, i only paid for one tshirt. heh. awesome. but what am i to do with two ‘enjoy cock’ tshirts?
well…
i was getting ready to go to the may fire arts festival and meet up with dan and norah had just called while i was in the shower, and i’m getting dressed and aragorn calls:
“congratulations, you’ve just one a hot, steaming cup of buttsex.”
heh. i *heart* this kid.
and so we were figuring out when to meet at the hatch shell and all that and i mentioned i got my enjoy cock shirt and all that, and how they sent me two by mistake and he was all ‘can i have the other one?’ i mean, i didn’t need it…i wasn’t going to say no, of course not. so i finished getting ready and headed out onto the t with the extra tshirt.
at the arts festival thing (more accurately, hippie fest 2004) i met up with aragorn and paid a dollar to ward off a large dude in a dress with wings on his head. seriously, i “donated” mainly just to get him to leave us the eff alone. then i got some water because i’m still fighting off my annual spring cold and had to take more medicine. and incidentally we ran into dan. yay! i really like dan, he’s uber cool and such. and i mean, you have to love a dude that looks good in red fishnet. anyway, introductions made all around and more than once aragorn had to whip out the cock
…tshirt. you know, to amuse the people. heh. i think he even got some offers on it, and we did get some pictures of him wearing it. ::squee:: norah showed up and we hung out for a while and met a bunch more people but like i mentioned before it got cold. seeking refuge fromt he cold & such we endeavored to head to the movies. aragorn came along too and we ended up at the boston commons theatre watching van helsing.
pineapple’s officiall thoughts on van helsing:
1. i love you hugh, but you are no vampire hunter D, stick to wolverine
2. frankenstein? shut up. no, seriously, shut up.
3. dracula my figurative left nut!
4. any movie that flings cows amuses me, nicely done
5. i should’ve got up to pee 1/2 way through, i wouldn’t have missed much
anyway, after clobbering an old lady (no seriously) in the bathroom we made our way to bk, which was special because i had choked down christ knows how many pills and was hella nauseous. my salad was “special”. we ditched that and headed to the tam, downtown crossing’s substitute for the port, yo. and of course aragorn is a boy after my own heart and ordered the JD, too. ::swoon::
oh, and we got him to wear the enjoy cock tshirt in the bar, ’twas fabulous. he had to leave for a job at symphony hall and norah and i finished off our drinks and voyaged out in search of borders bookstore. i really love hanging out with norah, she’s by far one of the coolest people i’ve been fortunate enough to meet, and you know what? no matter what anyone else says, she’s my friend, yo. and i consider myself damned lucky to have a friend like her. damned lucky, indeed. /schmoop
so norah and i ventured to davis sq. to pick up her car and fetch a movie. we ended up renting elephant. it is a gus van sant flick, very disjointed, i’d say. not much of a plot or direction just a cacophany of images, ya know? that make sense? there’s a story there, but so much of it is blurred lines & whatnot. it was very ‘columbine HS massacre’ style. really “an ordinary high school day. except it’s not.” indeed. it was very…bland but twisted at the same time. if that makes sense?
at any rate, it was loads better than “cheerleader ninjas” which was touted as a ‘fun and dirty ride’. yeah…i think i’ll pass on that, thanks. seriously, i’m starting to believe more and more that i need to get hammered and write movies. i mean, when you take a look at the crap that’s out there…like, seriously look at all the crap being made you have to wonder why in the fuck aren’t i making movies?!
that said, that was my saturday, and now i must frolick off to get ready for pubquiz.
