so yeah, there’s the part where i was a stupid girl last night, and ended up not getting to sleep until 4 am. and then the part where at 6:45 i promptly opened my fucking eyes.
::growl::
fuck that (™midget). meh.
The greatest lies of all time:
- I love you
- This won’t hurt a bit
- The cheque’s in the mail
- I was just going to call you
- I swear I won’t come in your mouth
- Of course I’ll respect you in the morning
- We have a really challenging assignment for you
- I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you
