i do not have to go to chicago on monday! thank you jebus, your pet cow and the baby orphans!
because winter storm warnings and blizzards and being so poor and getting trapped in chicago is NOT how i wan to spend my time. not at all, man.
plus, i actually have lost to do around here and am super busy.
seriously, about 10% of it is kind of glamorous or whatever, but only that. and that’s kind of a high estimate, i think. the rest of work travel is a fucking imposition and hardship, man. especially since i am not makin’ the big bucks.
not by a motherfuckin’ long shot
