for starters:
Meatwad: Hey you guys, did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want, like a ten speed, because that’s what I really want.
Inignot: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.
Err: Yeah, see, those dogs, they can smell ANYTHING. So you gotta kick ’em in the throat.
Meatwad: Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here… but I would kill somebody… in front of their own mama… to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I’ll gouge their eyes out.
i so *heart* aqua teen hunger force, so much that i’m getting the first dvd tonight and not a damn one of y’all is gonna stop me, ya heard!
muah ha hahaa.
yes, the retail therapy monster strikes again, yo. ::sigh:: it’s a fucking sickness, really. but the biggest me-purchase coming up this weekend is my tattoo. that’s right, i’m getting my fuckin’ tattoo. and i cannot WAIT!!! my princess is going with me, thank christ. and here’s hoping i don’t completely spazz the fuck out. ::crosses fingers::
and i’ve been trying to come up with a housewarming present idea for aragorn, but as it stands, i keep drawing a blank or thinking the ideas i already came up with are c’est lame. meh.
and i still don’t have a computer. so while i paid off my phonebill like whoa and got the hotness as a replacement phone, i figure fuck cable, fuck the innanet, fuck all of that cuz i don’t have a fucking computer, ya heard.
um, yeah. that’s it for today. or at least, for the time being. but yeah, i’m temping today and raping the internet of all that i can, while i can.
word.