first off, i want a drunk bear, damnit!!!
secondly, yesterday @ girlsarepretty.com my birthday entry went like this:
What Nouns Are Day!
Birds, Coke cans, and Brad Pitt. They're nouns. Birds are nouns because they're so pretty they can fucking fly. That's noun up the wad. Coke cans are nouns because they're things, as evidenced by the fact that you can see and feel them. Brad Pitt is a noun because everyone knows who he is.
That's it for nouns. Birds, Coke cans, and Brad Pitt. Maybe Jesus too, except he's dead, and it's unclear whether dead nouns are still nouns.
Tomorrow: Verbs.
Happy What Nouns Are Day!
posted by Pretty Girl 10:50 PM
heh.
and yes…the birthday was yesterday…
came home and the roommate & newman had made me a cake. talked to the ‘rents, read some of the new cosmo, chillaxed. then aragorn came over bearing gifts.
i like gifts. :D
kill bill vol. 2 is mine!!! muah ha haaaaa.
he also was bearing alcamahol.
i like alcamahol.
and the rest…
