omfg…
WTF is up with cycling yo?! GAH!!! *cries* my feet fucking HURT from those stupid ass shoe straps, my leg has a gash from the pedal, i wracked my knee on the damned knobby thang stickin’ out the side and WHAT THE FUCK is up with those seats. GAH!!! like, my ass! my ass! jeebus, yo…that hurt.
who knew cycling was a contact sport. boooo.