OMFG!!! TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS!!
BWAH HA HA HAAAA HA HA HAHA!!!
*dies*
omfg…
The Horrible Affliction Test
Congratulations, you’re syphilis!
Transmitted by direct contact with one of your infections (usually through unprotected sex), you’re one nasty STD! In your initial stages, you cause sores, usually on the genitals or in the rectum, but that’s only the delicious beginning. Later on, you’ll cause a rash, and then slip away … but you won’t be gone. No no, my friend. You’re far too cunning.
You’ll still pass yourself on to anyone the poor soul you’ve infected has sex with (anal, vaginal or oral), and you’ll start to erode their muscles and nerves! In fact, you’ll eventually lead, if left untreated, to malcoordination, blindness, paralysis, dementia and then death!
And that’s not all – if you infect a pregnant women, you’ll also be passed to their child! A single shot of penicillin will kill you, but shhhhh .. I won’t tell anyone if you won’t.
