Brad & Jen broke up
For years, we haven’t understood the Jennifer Aniston appeal. She seemed like just an influential haircut atop a cute body. But now she’s done the unfathomable and thrown over baby-hungry Brad Pitt for her career, making her a heroine for ambitious women everywhere. Unhappy women, if she can turn down BRAD PITT, surely you can leave your unsupportive, deadbeat husband. And for that, she is our crush of the week.
— Ada Calhoun
who gives a flying fuck, you say? why the teaming masses of course, but i’m particualrly amused because she broke up with him on jetta’s birthday, and is clearly leaving him available for my midget.
heh.
silly.
