best thing i’ve heard all day:
“Someone asked me what ‘cynical’ means. I drew a picture of a
three-legged kitten saying “I wub you”. I drew a picture of a pirate
with no hands, sitting on a toilet and looking at a roll of toilet
paper.I said “It has something to do with the difference between these two
pictures” I didn’t really mean it, though, I just wanted to draw a
pirate.”
