Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
Your sex life is kind of staid as this week begins. Not in a bad way, necessarily, but in the way of couples who wear evening wear to the dinner table and shake hands. After, they retire to the bedchamber for officious and respectfully formal coitus . . . I was going to say you should mix things up, especially with this weekend when adventure looms, but I think this dinner table scene sounds hot. So do that! Wear evening wear to dinner and be very formal. Use terms of respect in addressing your partner. Except when you get to the bedchamber, spread your legs and gnash your teeth and crawl all over them until you come like a beast who is being consumed from within by sexual depravity.
heh. oh nerve, how you amuse me…heh-heh heh.
