warning: the following contains excessively boring filler…
(you’ve been warned)
TEN Random Things About Me
- i’m kinda double-jointed, it’s annoying
- right now, my toenails are turquois & silver (for now)
- i was born with a different last name than the one i have now…
- i seem to think i can run 5k
- i may be on mind-altering drugs (see above)
- if i had’ve been born a boy, my mother wanted to call me “gabriel”
- i *cannot* make spaghetti with sauce from a jar. no way, no how.
- i’ve worn my gram’s ring non-stop since i was 14; through four years of basketball and everything. non-stop.
- i used to be rather not fond of cats
- i used to have a pet horny toad
NINE Places I’ve Visited
(have i actually been to 9 places?)
- new mexico (santa fe, taos, albuquerque etc.)
- new hampshire (dartmouth & salem)
- methuen (where people go to die…)
- oxford
- stratford
- london
- english channel
- dinard
- paris
EIGHT Things I Want To Do Before I Die
- learn to speak spanish (something besides the dirty words…)
- learn to play guitar
- travel to italy, greece, egypt, spain, switzerland, ice land, sweden and canadia (what? i’ve never been!)
- get a handle of some sort on my debt (fat chance)
- get to a point where i’m not a ginormous cow
- own a classic mustang
- finish my schoolin’ and whatnot (or just not be so fucking stupid)
- own a monkey (evil or otherwise)
SEVEN Ways To Win My Heart
(my heart is not a prize, yo. but, on a good day you can have my kingdom for a raspberry popsicle. mmm…popsicle.)
SIX Things I Believe In
- the pure, unadulterated evil of michael flatley – lord of the dance
- the ability to fuck shit up beyond belief
- the restorative powers of alcohol & the everlasting love of jack daniels
- the unquestionable truth that everything is better with a monkey or a midget
- the true power of rock
- the baby jesus & his pet cow
FIVE Things I’m Afraid Of
- losing people i love
- disappointing people i love
- heights
- clowns (and lord of the dance)
- death
FOUR of My Favorite Items In My Bedroom
- pictures
- posters & decorative items
- giant fuzzy monkey
- quilt
THREE Things I Do Everyday
- essentials: shower, brush teeth, get dressed (yes, i even wear pants sometimes), take anti-spawn measures
- feed
the hellspawnlola - listen to unholy amounts of music
TWO Things I Am Trying Not To Do Right Now
- bite my nails
- grow out my hair (i never want it long again)
ONE Person I Want To See Right Now
- you
