ok boys and girls, today will feature a little bible study. you know, edumacating the heathen bastards an the word of god ‘n shit.
today’s lesson will cover the following:
- viagra – “a strong erection is a gift from god” …need i say more?
- oral sex – is it wrong i’m just beyond tickled how actual scripture is used to justify swallowing? and the necessity of blowjobs. heee. and reciprocation. amen!
- buttsex – apparently it doesn’t make baby jesus cry, who knew?
- threesomes – of course i realize this is explained within the realm of a “christian marriage” (::shudder::), but i mean, it’s amusing that maybe JC got down with mary magdalen and another one of them biblical hos simultaneously. that was bound to be a holy experience. either that or god shares that “ultimate male fantasy” of bangin’ two chicks at once.
bless me, father, for i have sinned…
