is it wrong that i’ve got a soft spot for saddam hussein because he looks just like my daddy? hee. that’s so awful…but it’s true!
although, i do not like doritos. i think they’re disgusting. and i’m told my mother ate them constantly when she was knocked up with me. that’s probably explains a lot… anyway, i digress, this whole saddam in prison thing is kinda, i dunno…he *really* reminds me of my daddy. and it’s like, this old crazy man is in jail. falling down in the shower, having’ pictures of him in his undies smuggled out of prison, tellin’ old war stories and such. i mean, he is a crazy old man, just like my daddy! so obviously i think ‘awww, poor lil dictator!’ (although, my daddy never played satan’s boyfriend in a movie, fyi)
and his good-natured advice to the prison guards:
O’Shea said when he told him he was not married, Saddam “started telling me what to do.” “‘He was like, ‘you gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.'”
(hear that ladies, it doesn’t take that much to win the heart of a tyrannical dictator!)
too funny. saddam is like the crazy old uncle (or daddy) who tells silly stories and offers unasked advice on the holidays. and drinks all the beer…then passes out on the recliner watching tv.
Dude, they’re totally gonna fire you from your new gub’min job for being a Saddam sympathizer!