…is where i’m going, and in case there were any doubts lingering, i cemented my position in the eternal fiery pits of hell by buying this: Battle Pope, the comic book!
yes, that’s former pope john paul II; and yes, that stoner lookin’ dude next to him is none other than jesus christ; and yes, oh god yes, it is the most splendidly sacrelicious thing i’ve acquired in a long ass time. even more so than my pope on a rope — which, in my defense, was a birthday present. and while, i can’t bring myself to soap up with god’s vicar on earth in the shower every morning — i’d rather just take my coffee intraveneously, thank you — i can immerse myself in the hilarious blasphemy of this awesome, fucking awesome comic book.
within the pages, not only does JP II complain about his nuts freezing and insult a demon’s junk, he totally bangs a bunch of skanks and gets hammered, and then he fights a demonic hellbeast bare ass naked! weee!!! super pope!!! and while there is some unfortunateness with nearly seeing the former pope’s bits & pieces, it is rife with hilarity & also things that will condemn me to hell. especially since they’ve drawn lucifer kind of hot in this issue. also: zombie twins (that’s right, zombies). also, next issue out in august. I AM SO BUYING IT!
and did i mention bruce lee is in it? aw yeah, bruce motherfuckin’ lee. WHOIIIIIIIIIII YAAAAAAA!!!!
i am beside myself with glee.
