i am endlessly amused by the alleged chupacabra sighting in texas.
i am also amused by the fact that it is also known as “the goat sucker” (dun dun dun!). especially since this myth was most likely started to cover up some freaky lonely farmboy fetishes.
but more importantly, this cements texas on my list of ‘5 states i would have burned to the ground’:
So whether it’s a dog having a bad hair day, a mangy coyote, a Muntjac deer, or the legendary Chupacabra, watch your goat’s back and stay tuned to your local Texas news source.
