this…is a work in progress. after many ponderings, random musings and general musical over-doses, i’ve decided to kill time by perhaps beginning a list of scrawling down the best fuck music. that’s right, fuck music — essentially, music to fuck to. and no, there won’t be any r&b bumpin & grindin’ r.kelly bullshit music here because, ew. also: r. kelly = anti-boner, ya heard. besides, typical “romantical” songs do absolutely nothing except bore me and such. flowery lyrics don’t do it. mushy, fleeting melodies don’t either. that shit is retarded. i like to feel music. get swept up in it. fuckin’ drown in it — the drum beats, the bass lines, the throaty/screamy/intense vocals, the pulsing guitar. feel it. so to say the least, i’m not going to want to even consider fucking with something in the background if i can’t even make myself want to listen to it in the first place.
eargasmic (in no particular order)*:
- Nine Inch Nails – “Closer” (Static-X remix) & “Perfect Drug” (remix)
- Garbage – “#1 Crush”, “Push It” (remix)
- Fiona Apple – “Criminal”
- Deftones – “Change (in the house of flies)”
- Nirvana – “Aneurysm.”
- Incubus – “Stellar”, “Here In Your Room”, “Southern Girl”
stellar is an absolute fucking favorite (heh). i could listen to this over and over and over again… - Massive Attack – Mezzanine & Blue Lines are both incredibly sexy albums
- Morcheeba – Charango
- Mos Def – “The Beggar”
- Portishead – “Glory Box”, “Sour Times”, actually, most of their albums are damned spiffy
- Tricky – “Abbaon Fat Track”, “Overcome”
- The Misfits – “Vampira”
- DJ Shadow – “Stem/Long Stem”
- Etta James – “You Can Leave Your Hat On”
- Nina Simone – “Tell Me More and More and Then Some”
- Psychedelic Furs – “Into You Like A Train”
- Methods of Mayhem – “Get Naked”
- N*E*R*D & Kelis – “Truth or Dare”
- Nine Inch Nails – “Sin”
- Radiohead – “Talk Show Host”
- Smashing Pumpkins – “Adore”, “Zero”, “XYU”, “Shame”, “Disarm”, “Eye”
although, honestly, with the exception of “adore”, which is beyond awesome, billy corgan has become a personal anti-boner, so none of these may apply anymore… - Stabbing Westward – “Shame”
ok so this has mad stalker vibes, but for some reason i love this song - Marilyn Manson – “I Put A Spell On You”
- Erykah Badu – “I Want You”, “You Got Me” (with the Roots)
- Tool – “Stinkfist”
don’t ask…but honestly, almost every tool song is worth a good fuck. i dont’ know why! same kinda goes for NIN - Orbital – “The Box”
- B.B. King – “The Thrill Is Gone”
um, guitars do it to me. every fucking time… - D’Angelo – “How Does It Feel?”
ok so this is r&b…but it’s a damned sexy video too! - Mos Def – “Umi Says”
- Bob Marley & Lauryn Hill – “Turn Your Lights Down Low”
- Bjork & Kelis – “Oceania”
- Mazzy Star – “Fade Into You”
- Bush – “Mouth”, “Bonedriven”, “40 Miles from the Sun”
heh…yeah… - Clann Zu – “Five Thousand More”
really, it’s the voice in this one…damn. - Filter – “Trip Like I Do”
- Hooverphonic – “2wicky”, “Inhaler”
- Seether – “Never Leave”
- Hum – “Appollo”
though, honestly, perhaps a little too slow… - Jimmi Hendrix – “Red House”
again, that damned sexy guitar - White Zombie – “More Human Than Human”
- Bikini Kill – “I Like Fucking”
- N*E*R*D – “Lapdance” (Trent Reznor remix)
* note: not all of this, in fact, practically a goodish portion of it has never been…er, put to test, so to speak. further “field research” might be required…
in theory, i will be updating this later/as i think of more crap.
