seriously. all these bands/musician’s supposedly coming back, or reuniting or whatever. billy corgan being the worst offender and winner of the “Most Heinous Mindfuck Award” of the decade. also, jimmy chamberlain? hi…how you doin’? good, ok great, that’s good to hear. i’ll make this brief: fuck you. “[he] intends to reach out” to james iha. [insert screamy noises here] unless “reaching out” involves billy corgan’s head on a fucking pike or extensive ass-kissing/blowjobs he can either put out or shut up. why do i get the feeling he’s nothing more than a billy corgan puppet? yick.
then there’s teasery of the fugees possibly putting out another album. gettin’ back together and twerkin’ it out. omg, SQUEE!!! i mean, i loves me some pras, wyclef & lauryn hill, yo! f’real! damn near anything wyclef releases is just plain hott. and the miseducation of lauryn hill is by far one of the best damned albums out there. but it’s been nearly 10 damned years, people!!! i require more fugees, and i require them now!!!
you see, you know what the problem is? these bands & musicians release these statements about things their intending to do, or thinking about maybe planning on doing — key word there being maybe — and it gives the idea some tangible substance that the music starved public (me) clings onto with pitbull-like determination. also, it is important to clarify one key factor here: when i say bands and musicians i mean good bands and musicians. because the airwaves/radiowaves are flooded with pure, utter shit. and it’s horrific. so of course i’m going to get all excited over the prospect of decent music looming on the horizon — and who knows, it could even potentially be music to fuck to! (i’m kidding, kidding!) the bottom line is: don’t fucking say anything unless you have a concrete plan! don’t put out a press release or interview saying you’re thinking about reuniting your band or coming back into the studio to work on an album until you’re actually in the process of fucking doing it already!!! what the fuck is wrong with you people?! i mean, i think about doing a million different fucking things every day but that doesn’t mean i go out and announce it to the world to confuse/excite/infurate the public.
meh. it was like this when audioslave was tentatively forming. my wrath knew no bounds when sharon osborne almost killed the then-called “civillian project”. BOUNDLESS WRATH!!! and now i’m right back in that same situation for various reasons, all squirmy with…anticipation!
YAY!!!! IT BURNS!!!!
