you ever sit on the bus or T on your way to work, or maybe on your way home and suddenly have an urge to obliterate all mankind? ever look over at the squirmy, screaming, filthy baby some strung-out shell of a woman is lugging around and think ‘aw, i’d love you!’
…with butter.
ever wonder just how eatable people are? or if that really annoying co-worker would taste bad should you decide to gouge their eyes out and garnish your martini with them?
no? never? not even just once, when you were really drunk? or stoned? maybe with a little garlic sauce, maybe a nice side salad? what? no?
um, yeah…me neither…
but thanks to human ingenuity, if you ever do wonder, you can find out! learn all about the wonders of Hufu(tm) and even peruse their helpful recipes. mmmm…aztec human stew….mmmmm-mmmm!
if i ever have to buy a gift for a vegetarian, i know what i’m getttin’ them!
