just fuckin’ oozin‘ glee, yo. i mean, the week was pretty long and shitty & last weekend kinda sucked a bit of dick — not a whole dick, just a bit of it — but this weekend fucking ruled. good news for the boy (hooray!) and a fun party on friday night rife with alcohol and burnination — the two things i truly love mostest.
and a saturday of staying in-of-doors to avoid the oppressive heat and thus making a bucket o’ liquor and a pot o’ meat. yum yum. fucking awesome. also, scooter & i made efforts to further our edification on the subject of ewang mcgregor — i mean, um…ewan mcgregor. and, i got to talk to my midget — whom i adore. the only downer was my boys (::sniff::) they out ran, out carried, out possessed the 9ers, but...c’est la vie. it’s preseason, yo. i should’ve been wearing my raiders knickers or something, you know, for luck.
sunday was the most awesomest because scooter took me to the z00!!! aw hells yeah, it ruled. i have the best roommate ever, in the history of the world. the end. and the zoo was so much fun, even the weather was kinda really great for it. and they had kangaroos, i love kangaroos. i got a Monkey Toob! (that’s really what’ it’s called, well…actually, Monkey & Ape Toob) and then we attempted to find the newton newbury comics but got lost en route to the natick mall. we ate meat, and OH MY GOD THERE IS A LEGO STORE IN THE MALL! ALL LEGOS!!! i require a pirate ship set with monkeys, and crabs! I REQUIRE IT!!! it was so fucking awsome! scooter & i bought a 50th anniversery bucket of legos, with limited edition gold blocks, wee!! i have already made a rainbow archway for her gay block house and a unicorn! legos are the best toy in the world, they really are. also, tax free weekend means i have the BEST BED IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! 100% invader zim, baby. even better than that, nothin’ but gir, yo! w00t! i even got a spiffy new comforter for my bed because my old one, while very purty and soft and velvety — or whatever the fuck that material is — it just isn’t very convenient in the stifling hot weather. and the underside is falling apart. if we ever make it to jo-ann fabrics i’m definitely going to look into new material to line it with. because it is nice. even though, technically, i appropriated it.
either way, it doesn’t matter, because i have the awesomest bed in the history of the world! ever! it’s so fuckin‘ great. i don’t care how old i am — and i’m gettin’ older as we speak, oh noes! — i have absolutely no problem whatsoever sleeping on cartoon characters. especially when they’re as fuckin’ kick ass adorable as gir. i mean, i am going to get so laid! yesssssssssssss.
