the screen is black and all you hear are dog noises and bullets. oh lord, are they killing a dog? open to edward norton and fugly foreign dude and dying dog. awww…it’s bloody — oh hell! bloody dying dog attacks edward norton and there’s this back and forth about saving the dog and putting it out of its misery. ‘he’s not ready to go yet.’ of course he’s not, ed. the dog looks possessed. and portly foriegn dude wants nothing to do with it. but finally the dog is hoisted into the trunk of a rather nice old car.
rule #1, you can not grab half-dead animal. yes, portly foreign dude, i agree.
and there’s some confuserating about murphy’s law, which pfd believes to be doyle’s law. an some unfunny about him beign foreign and massacreing the english language.
fade in to credits: a spike lee joint…john wonders if he ever has actually seen a spike lee movie from the couch. i’m all ‘he’s done lots of movies.’ but you know what? i can’t rightly rememberize any off the top of my head. bah. i feel that maybe malcom x was a spike lee joint, but at this point i dunno.
new york. as evident from thetimeline and the ridiculously gianormous lights that now consume ridiculous amounts of electricity in honor of the wtc. great to see their taking a tragedy and turning it into a giant waste of $$.
john is bored by the credits. and true, they are not as fantastical as spiderman’s credits were. although now tons of movies jock that style.
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