jack daniel’s tennessee whiskey is a completely natural product. it is made from pure spring water, yeast and 100% whole natural grains: corn, rye and barley malt.
isn’t that faaaaanfuckingtaaastic? iiiisssn’t it?
indeed….
so…jack is my only friend…woo hoo…
furthermore, rum and monkey says the following:
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
bwah!
indeed.