because i CAN, yo!!!
*ahem*
pineapple ABC’s
A-ACT YOUR AGE: 21, going on 5
B-BOYFRIEND: no effin’ comment, yo!
C-CHORE YOU HATE: cleaning the bathroom
D-DAD’S NAME: ray
E-ESSENTIAL MAKE UP ITEM: vanilla chapstick
F-FAVE ACTOR: tie between ed norton & sean connery
G-GOLD OR SILVER: silver
H-HOMETOWN: swinktown, usa [located in the armpit of colorado]
I-INSTRUMENTS YOU PLAY: sax…and i WILL learn guitar, ya heard.
J-JOB TITLE: hobo/systems administrator
K-KIDS: *shudders* NO!!! (i concur and raise you a *scream*)
L-LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: living with a little bitch, in packard’s corner
M-MUM’S NAME: patricia
N-# OF PEOPLE YOU’VE SLEPT WITH: *cough*three*cough*
O-OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAYS: one, that i know of. and almost another.
P-PHOBIA: death, heights
Q-QUOTE YOU LIKE: “give a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. but set fire to that same man, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
R-RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION: catholic
S-SIBLINGS my precious baby nick…and ONLY NICK!!
T-TIME YOU WAKE UP: who the eff knows?
U-UNIQUE HABIT: i chip my nailpolish, my arms are double jointed…um…i dunno
V-VEGETABLE YOU REFUSE TO EAT: i love vegetables
W-WORST HABIT: um…i used to bite my nails
X-X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD: teeth (orthodontists of the world: FUCK YOU!), arm, knee *cries*
Y-YUMMY FOOD YOU MAKE: chicken pot pie, spaghetti, enchiladas, berry pie, cookies, roast, broccoli casserole…*shrugs* i’m a good cook, damnit!
Z-ZODIAC SIGN: leo…rowr, baby.