[SCENE: pineapple opening door to apartment & walking in]
[lights pineapple did not leave on are on…something in the kitchen smells un-appetizing…roommate’s door is open…light is on…]
[roommate of extreme douchebagginess’s door SLAMS shut]
pineapple: fuck. that.
he’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!
and the villagers rejoice, only like, not.
in other news, i miss the rockstar…yeah i know, when do i NOT miss the rockstar? right. yeah well fuck off! we’ve talked every day, for weeks now…in some capacity. it’s like 9 now…no contact whatsoever.
*cries*
i’m pathetic.
