another installment of trailer-trash recipes from everyone’s favorite asshat:
1. line a roasting pan or pyrex dish thingy with twinkies.
2. Make a batch of strawberry jello.
3. While the jello is hot, pour it over the twinkies. It will soak into the alleged cake, making it much sweeter and pinker than it was before. (nothing, however, will penetrate the alleged creme filling).
4. After the food products cool in the fridge for a bit, cover the whole with a layer of cool whip. Note: no whipped cream! The goal here is a dessert with no actual food content.
5. Slice and serve to your delighted guests. You can stick it with a marachino cherry on a toothpick for an extra klassy effect.
i *heart* dr. box! she’s officially my recipe hero. between the pbpie, the twinkie caserole & her chocolate/raspberry maritinis i ADORE her….oooh that reminds me, the martinis!
chocolate raspberry martinis
Up the vodka ratio if you don’t want a super sweet drink (or just stick with bombay sapphire;) :
1 part light creme de cocoa
1 part chambord
2 parts vodka
shake over ice and strain into chilled martini glass that has been rimmed with cocoa powder.
For a manhattan-like touch, float a frozen raspberry for garnish.
yum!
