hey look…pineapple can’t fucking sleep again! w00t!
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*cries*
you heard it here first, folks…this pineapple is one dumb as a sack of rusty nails, sad sack.
so. fucking. stupid.
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GAH!
i fucking hate this…w.t.f.? why REPEATEDLY INSIST that we HAVE to talk, and then put it off for fucking ever but totally and completely fuck with my plans because we absofuckinglutely MUST hash out christ knows what?
oh, maybe to explain wtf “kinda together” means, huh? oh right…NOT.
*cries*
i hate this.
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so i went to dave’s “retirement” party last night and got friendly with some rum (+ a splash of coke) and some champagne. w00t! oh and pbr was aplenty. all in all it was a fabulous time, or something somewhat resembling it. yayers. norah ended up crashing at my place because the 57 bus appeared all of a sudden and it was so effin’ late that subway is not a freaking option. christ i hate public transportation in boston. hate. hate. hate. hate.
in other news, i went to see the matrix with jetta, rosco & osh kosh b’joshers. w00t squared!
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midget is fucktacular…obiviously.
jetta…w00t!
i’m disgustingly thrilled with my friends. the rest of the world can suck my figurative left nut, the rockstar can be the most insane creature on the planet (and he is!)…but i have the mostest awesomest friends ever…and have decided to gloat and be all happiful about it.
because i can!
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yay!
i’m up at an ungodly hour…for reasons OTHER than the fact that i can’t sleep for shit. thank christ for alcohol otherwise i wouldn’t have gotten anything remotely resembling sleep at all. blegh. but it doesn’t matter because i’m going to make $$$ today! w00t! i just gotta finish gettin’ ready and get my ass downtown.
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I’ve gotta drinkin’ problem man one mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain’t got no lucci lucci
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*ahem*
a million and a half props to the midget for turning me on to this…she has wonderful taste in music.
And an empty can I ain’t got no lucci lucci
I’m feelin’ that funny feelin’ again within walkin’ me to the kitchen
For that early morning gin drink it in
Till my thoughts they become clear
Dress my naked air and head the fuck up outta here
Fightin’ traffic the hot sun be causin’ havoc
Ass stuck to the seat window cracked can’t see passed it
The liquor store I just passed it lookin’ back
I gotta turn around I can’t stop thinkin’ exactly that
U-turn the past I leave behind
For the ill bumpin’ two busted six by nines
And I feel this day to be a good one of plenty
Even if I’m thirsty and my pockets are empty
I’ve gotta drinkin’ problem man one mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain’t got no lucci lucci
And yall don’t understand I’m just a simple man
Doin’ the best I can without no lucci
Come from a long line of alcoholics
Livin’ from toilet to toilet you call it
I’m callin’ hotlines swervin’ all over yellow lines
Drinkin’ moonshine damn was that a stop sign
I ain’t doin’ good but I’ll be fine
Danno where’s that cheap wine
Drunk since 9 guzzlin’ boone’s farm
Trying to stop my shakin’ arm
I’m here to stumble the earth and forewarn
7 weeks since I had had shower
I black out like you pulled the plug on Georgia Power
Southern discomfort baby
Seein’ pink elephants on down the freeway
The proof on the bottle 180 runnin’ out of lucci
And I won’t survive if you don’t let me borrow another five
I’m a do it anyway if I’m alive
I’ve gotta drinkin’ problem man one mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain’t got no lucci lucci
And yall don’t understand I’m just a simple man
Doin’ the best I can without no lucci
Spent my last money on a Pabst Blue
Ribbon I be gulpin never sippin
Cuz I have to
Booted out the crib and that’s cool
Lone as I have brew
Face flush stare at a lush
I might bust you in the gums
I gotta problemo
my life’s too up tempo
But yo I’m just simple man
whose mind is crippled man
it all started at a party and
I was only 15 now I can kill a fifth of Bacardi and
I drink and pass out wake up assed out and start again
I been to AA but hey hey gimme the bottle
12 steppers actin like they never took a swallow
I’ve gotta drinkin’ problem man one mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain’t got no lucci lucci
And yall don’t understand I’m just a simple man
Doin’ the best I can without no lucci
also note: vodka is my friend…
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sunday seven
Sunday, November 9th, 2003hey look…pineapple can’t fucking sleep again! w00t!
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pineapple is a fucking moron
Sunday, November 9th, 2003*cries* you heard it here first, folks…this pineapple is one dumb as a sack of rusty nails, sad sack. so. fucking. stupid.
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frustrated beyond all hell
Sunday, November 9th, 2003GAH! i fucking hate this…w.t.f.? why REPEATEDLY INSIST that we HAVE to talk, and then put it off for fucking ever but totally and completely fuck with my plans because we absofuckinglutely MUST hash out christ knows what? oh, maybe to explain wtf “kinda together” means, huh? oh right…NOT. *cries* i hate this.
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pineapple sees the matrix
Sunday, November 9th, 2003so i went to dave’s “retirement” party last night and got friendly with some rum (+ a splash of coke) and some champagne. w00t! oh and pbr was aplenty. all in all it was a fabulous time, or something somewhat resembling it. yayers. norah ended up crashing at my place because the 57 bus appeared […]
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i love my friends
Friday, November 7th, 2003midget is fucktacular…obiviously. jetta…w00t! i’m disgustingly thrilled with my friends. the rest of the world can suck my figurative left nut, the rockstar can be the most insane creature on the planet (and he is!)…but i have the mostest awesomest friends ever…and have decided to gloat and be all happiful about it. because i can!
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pineapple has an assignment
Friday, November 7th, 2003yay! i’m up at an ungodly hour…for reasons OTHER than the fact that i can’t sleep for shit. thank christ for alcohol otherwise i wouldn’t have gotten anything remotely resembling sleep at all. blegh. but it doesn’t matter because i’m going to make $$$ today! w00t! i just gotta finish gettin’ ready and get my […]
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Thursday, November 6th, 2003*ahem* a million and a half props to the midget for turning me on to this…she has wonderful taste in music. I’ve gotta drinkin’ problem man one mouth and two handsAnd an empty can I ain’t got no lucci lucci I’m feelin’ that funny feelin’ again within walkin’ me to the kitchenFor that early morning […]
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